|guinness world records man:||sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?|
|me, still doing pushups:||i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how|
|world records man, in awe:||[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]|
katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up...
"yo pass me the weed",
I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross
i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog))
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you...